Boa wrote:
>
> Mam nadzieję, że nikt mnie nie objedzie za slownictwo puszczane na grupę....
>
> Pozdrr.,
> Boa.
>
> ------------------------------------
>
> List od zarzadu pewnej miedzynarodowej instytucji do polskich
> pracownikow:
>
> =============
>
> From: Headquarter
>
> To: All Polish Speaking Staff
>
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> Importance: High
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials
> visiting our office in Poland that offensive language is commonly
> used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
> violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to
> both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to
> the following rules:
>
> 1.. Words like jebal to pies, kurewskie zycie, chuj and other
> such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
> dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
>
> 2.. You will not say jebac when someone makes a mistake, or
> pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or
> gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
> derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly inappropriate
> and
> unacceptable
> in our environment.
>
> 3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as chujek, chuj, zajebaniec or
> debil.
>
> 4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor
> will persons who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.
>
> 5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
> referred to as pierdoly.
>
> 6.. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent; do not
> add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
> Furthermore, you must not say zjebalismy to (refer to item 2) nor
> Wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively
> complicated.
>
> 7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
> pocaluj mnie w dupe nor should you ever substitute "May I help
> you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
>
> 8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
> industrial partners kurewski dostawca.
>
> 9.. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant
> project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy
> chuj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
>
> 10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana
> swinia or kurewski debil.
>
> 11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
> terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedal.
>
> 12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
> say moga sobie tym podetrzec tylek! Just keep it clean and
> dispose of it properly.
>
> Thank you.

RRRROOOOOOOOOTTTTTTFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLL.....................
Hue, he, heeee, heeee, hiiii, hhhhuaaaaa.....
Czekaj az sie pozbieram z podlogi.....
Puszcze to kolegom z amadeusa (PS. Nigdy nie padaja tam tego typu
sformulowania), tym nie mniej tekst (o ile nie wyssany z palca) powalil
mnie na kolana i zmusil moj brzuch i okolice do znacznego zwiekszenia
czestotliwosci ruchow drgawkowych...

Czy mozesz powiedziec ktory "palant" (nie bylo w instrukcji, ze nie
mozna uzywac ;o))), wpadl na genialny pomysl stworzenia czegos takiego?
(w ktorej firmie etc...)

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